The links to the pictures obviously don't work on the free side, as it would be silly to give you links to a bunch of pictures, many of which we won't show you out here. We're assuming you know what pictures, photo galleries and video clips looks like on the web. If you don't, you're probably not going to have much fun here — well, unless you really like to read a lot. Also, many of our posts comprise a number of pages because of their length. (If we provide easy "breaks" in a story, it's easier to remember where you were if you don't have time to get all the way through an entry in one sitting.) For the purposes of these "Samples" we've done a minor bit of reorganization for ease of display while you're just browsing.
[We always try to do something special on the holidays, and so we thought we'd give you a sample (or warning, whatever) of our general approach. By special we mean heartfelt and humble, of course. And by that we usually mean silly. … Now this actually plays across several pages on the members' side, but for ease of reading here we've reformatted the post. It doesn't have the "impact" of clicking from page to page this way, but it does make it more simple. We're never quite sure out about impact effectiveness anyway.]
by Brit Free
Apparently they're big on holiday posts around here, but that's hardly the only weird thing about them if you want to know the truth. Those of us left on the skeleton crew find ourselves in a position of wanting rapidly to create distance from the strangeness that we can no longer avoid just putting out there for the rest of you. Consequently, with appropriate apologies, we'll just begin ....







[Musical Accompaniment deleted in Sample.]

Hey, Mav,
We want you to know that we hold you in the highest regard. … Really. … Swear.
Love & Warm Fuzzies,
All your friends at Risqué
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